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"Now you can watch the March 'Mental Disorder' Tournament anywhere you have an Internet or cellular connection." |
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Save a student from the evils of their computer and go out and buy them a Slingbox. |
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"Oh there he goes... Yes it's fast, very fast. You can watch it in a high wind or glass box." |
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"Oh just sit around and wait for a Slingbox to just SHOW UP!" |
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"This could be a huge waste of time. But, what the heck we already bought the time so let's keep going." |
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"Talk about making your computer relevant..." |
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"You know you have your hand stuck up my backside?" |
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"Do not go out and buy a Slingbox. Go out and buy two." |
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"Let me assure you the picture is suprisingly clear." |
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"You know I'm a degenerate for gadgets and technology. That's why I'm trippin' so hard on the Slingbox." |
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"The Slingbox works in every room in the house, even the bathroom!" |
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"Now thou canst watchith anything thou mightist findith on ones own television." |
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"I'm watching the game in this recording booth as we speak." |
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"Run out today and get the fabulous Slingbox! Go go go today!" |
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"Do not use Slingbox while you are talking to your supervisior about a raise saying hold on, it's the bottom of the 9th." |
